So she goes and asks him if it'd be okay to use it for the night.
The step-dad, being the pig that he is, says "I'll let you borrow it if you suck my dick."
At first she is repulsed by this but then starts thinking of how cool she would look in a Porsche for the night with her friends.
"Alright but you can NOT tell anyone about this"!
"Of course" he says.
She begins but is quickly disgusted and pulls away.
"Oh my god, your dick tastes like shit" she yells.
The step-dad snaps his fingers "that's right, your brother has the Porsche tonight".
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