"Honey, this weekend, you, me and the dog are going to the beach house"
Wife: "I don't wanna go!"
"I don't care, baby, you, me and the dog are going!"
"I don't wanna go!!"
"Ok, hun you have to choices, let me fuck you in the ass or blow me"
"hmmmmmmm, i'll blow you"
Man unzips his pants, and she proceeds to suck him, suddenly she says: "Your dick tastes like shit"
"Oh, yeah, the dog didn't wanna go either"
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