With the milkman. So one day he was walking down main street when he saw a pet store and thought to himself : "This is the solution to my problem".
He enteres the pet store and asks the guy working there: "Do you have any parrots?" And the guy at the store replied: "We have one parrot left, he can speak fluent English but he has one bad feature ... and that is he has no legs so he has to hang on with his penis"
The man wasn't bothered, he just wanted the parrot to tell him what was going on in the house when he was at work so he bought the parrot and placed it into his bedroom.
The following day the man returns home after a hard day at work and rushes into his bedroom and asks the parrot: "Parrot, what did you see?"
The parrot replied: "Baah, There was a lot of kissing, Baah"
The man shocked said: "What else, what else?"
The parrot continued: "Baah, I saw someone wearing white, baah"
The man said: "What else parrot? What else?!"
The parrot replied: "Baah, clothes were flying all around the room baah".
The man shouted:"What happend next parrot?"
Parrot replied: "Baah, I couldn't see anymore baah, I got a boner and fell on my back".
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