......and he is told that they expect him to five pounds on the first day, ten pounds on the second day, and twenty pounds on the third day.
Naturally, the man agrees. He is brought to a room with a bed and a beautiful woman wearing nothing but a t shirt that says "If you catch me, you can fuck me." He spends the rest of the day chasing her and loses five pounds.
He returns the second day and is brought to the same room. In there is an even more beautiful woman wearing a t shirt that says, "Catch me, and you can fuck me" printed on it. He chases her, catches her, and loses ten pounds.
He is brought to the same room on the third day but, instead of a beautiful woman, there is a huge, angry gorilla wearing a t shirt that says, "If I catch you, I'm gonna fuck you."
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