After checking out most of the animal exhibits, they come across a large cage with a gorilla that has a large magnificent erection. Seeing that this gorillas massive quivering member was within arm's reach, one of the men dares his boyfriend to touch it. Reluctant, he soon accepts the challenge and begins to slowly reach his arm in the cage. The gorillas eyes are locked onto his hand as it inches closer and closer and, as soon as the tip of his forefinger grazed the shaft, the gorilla, without any chance for the man to react, snatches the man by the arm, bends the bar of the cage, and violently rapes him for a whole hour.
The man awoke from his coma a week later in the hospital, and after hearing the good news, his boyfriend plans a visit with him the following day.
Upon entering the room, he sees his post-rape boyfriend laying on the bed with bandages around his waist, and showing obvious signs of pain and discomfort.
"Omg honey, are you OK? Are you still hurt from the gorilla?" he asked with a teardrop in his eye.
His boyfriend, enraged by the question quickly responds.
"Hurt doesn't even begin to describe my pain! He hasn't even bothered to call me or text me!"
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