He's been saving every dime, every nickel, every dollar he can, and now he finally has enough to buy a brand new Ferrari in one lump sum. For fun, he decides to withdraw the full amount and pay for the car in cash.
He goes to the dealership, goes through all the paperwork, and gives them the money. A few minutes later, the dealer comes out of his office.
"Sir, we have a bit of a problem. You are exactly five cents short of the price."
The man is stunned. "Come on, it's just a nickel!"
"Sorry, but you'll have to pay in full. I can wait if you need to withdraw some money from your account."
"But that's literally all I have right now! Give me a minute..."
He runs outside the dealership and looks around, spying a small cafe next door. An old man sits at a table outside the cafe, sipping a coffee and reading the newspaper. He approaches the old man.
"Excuse me, this might be an odd request," he says, "but can you spare a nickel? I'm trying to buy a Ferrari."
The old man's eyes light up and he starts digging around through his wallet.
"Hang on, I think I got a dime, will you pick one up for me too?!"
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