... Out of rage, the wife chops off her husbands penis and throws it out the window. It hits a car travelling in the opposite direction. Meanwhile in the other car, a father and his young daughter were driving. Suddenly BOOM a penis smacks their windshield and it flies off.
The daughter asks, "Daddy, what was that?"
"Err, it was a bug sweetie."
"That bug had a pretty big dick didn't it?"
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