Heaven is full

One day, God goes up to Saint Paul and tells him,

"Paul, heaven is getting kind of full, so I'm going to need you to do some quality assurance and make sure only people worthy enough get let in."

Being the saint that he is, Paul happily obliges. The very next day, Saint Paul is greeted at the gates of heaven by three gentlemen. So Paul begins to tell the men,

"Alright look, I got word from the Big Guy that heaven is getting a little over crowded, so it appears that I'm going to have to make sure you guys are suitable to stay here in heaven. Otherwise I'm going to have to send you to hell."

Paul goes up to the first man and says, "I just need you to tell me how you died."

The first guy tells Paul, "Well you see, I just came back to my apartment after a long day of work, and I really just wanted to see my wife. But when I pulled into the driveway, I noticed a new car in the lot. I figured we just got a new neighbor, but then when I got up to my room, I saw that my wife's clothes were strewn about on the floor, and some men's clothing lying around too. I couldn't find anyone anywhere in the apartment, so I went over to the window to try to calm down, and that's when I saw someone I've never seen before leave the building. So in a fit of rage, I picked up my refrigerator and threw it out the window and on to the man. I guess all of the exertion from lifting a fridge caused my heart to give out."

"Well," said Paul, "you did manage to murder another human, so I'm afraid I can't let you into heaven, sorry." After banishing the guy to hell, he goes up to the second man and asks him the same question. "What brings you to the gates today?"

The man thinks for a moment and then tells Paul, "You see, I was leaving my new apartment to take a walk down the street and all of a sudden something came out of nowhere and crushed me!"

Saint Paul chuckles for a moment about the coincidence, then said, "Since your death was no fault of your own, I will allow you to enter heaven."

Finally, he goes up to the final guy and asks him, "So what brings you here my son?"

The man starts saying, "Okay, picture this. You're naked, hiding in a refrigerator..."