On their wedding night he starts fucking her slowly. She is bewildered but happily surprised and asks her new husband: what's this? The husband says: this is called 'fucking'. The wife says: wow, fucking is nice. The husband replies: of course, fucking is very nice. It's awesome. A few months later the door knocks and the woman opens the door. It was an associate of her husband asking for him so she invites him in. As they wait in the living room she turns to the man and says: do you like fucking? The man could not believe what he hears so he pretends not to have heard her. So, she reiterates: I asked you if you enjoy fucking. Well, do you? The guy thinks 'well, what the hell. She's good looking and she wants it so I'll just give it to her' and so says: yeaaaah, I love fucking. I adore fucking. The woman then replies: well, wait here five minutes. My husband will come and fuck you real good.
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