An old scraggly hillbilly is out in the woods hunting when nature calls. he picks a tree and lays a log. When he turns around to view his mighty work he realizes " shoot I dropped a quarter in my shit". He reaches down to grab it and recoils saying "ain't worth it! No sir ain't worth it!" He stands and ponders until it hits him like the moment before a photo finish. He quickly reaches into his pocket grabbing a fifty cent piece and throwing it down says. "Well damn now it's worth seventy-five cents!"
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