Jim and Jenny just came back from an amazing party and had a really great time. The hosts were relatively wealthy people and had spent quite an amount for the celebration.
Jim has not even taken off his shoes when Jenny excitedly says, 'Jim, did you notice that the toilet was made of gold? God, those people have so much money.'
Jim - I don't think there was a golden toilet, they can't be so rich.
Jenny - I'm sure, oh my God, I was there!
Jim disagrees, but Jenny is persistent. So they decide to find out the next day.
The next day, they go back to the party house and the groggy eyed Host welcomes them in. 'did you guys lose something here last night?'
Jenny - No, actually, I wanted to show Jim the Golden Toilet you have.
Host, calling out to his wife - 'Honey, there's the lady who shit on your trumpet.'
Source: my flatmate - he heard it somewhere.
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