Man 1: 'Neighbour! When is your birthday?'
Man 2: 'Why do you ask?'
Man 1: 'I'd like to give you a gift: some beautiful curtains for your windows, so I don't have to see those filthy things you do naked with your wife anymore.'
Man 2: 'Ah. And when is your birthday?'
Man 1: 'Why do you ask, neighbour?'
Man 2: 'I'd also like to give you a gift: some glasses so you can see whose wife it is I'm doing those filthy things with...'
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