The wife wants to have sex. Just calling him wouldn't work, and she doesn't want to cheat on him either. One of the neighbors suggested her fake her own death so her husband would come home. So she decided to do so and the husband came home. When he entered the bedroom, he saw his wife in strip dancer clother laying on the bed. Dead or not, I must fuck her, he thought. After a good fucking, she came up fron the bed and sat down. The husband looked at her in confusion
"If I'd knew this would work I would do that to my dad too! Fuck!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.