And after waiting a few seconds it seems clear for him to walk.
He starts his way across the intersection.
When he gets to the middle of the intersection he hears the roar of an engine barreling down on him.
So he moves to his left to dodge the car, the car moves to his left.
He quickly moves back to his right, and the car moves back to the right.
He thinks "oh shit! I'm about to be ran over" and freezes in a moment panic. He closes his eyes and braces for impact. As his life flashes right in front of him, he hears a long screech of the tires. And then the sound of an idling engine. He opens his eyes and the car is a foot away from him. Completely stopped.
The driver honks the horn and rolls down the window. Out pops a squirrel and says "it's not so easy now, is it!?"
The squirrel laughs and proceeds to drive away.
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