A man is vacactioning at a country club and decides to visit a local pub.

He sits down and orders a drink and notices a large jar full of cash at the end of the bar. Curious, he asked the bartender what it's for.

"Well, you see, we have a tradition here..." the bartender responds. "You put $10 in the jar. If you can pass three trials, you win all the money."

"And what are the challenges? The man asks, quite interested.

"Well first, ya gotta knock out our bouncer with one hit..." the bartender gestures to a massive tank of a man standing at the door. "Next ya gotta go out back. We got this mad dog with a bad tooth, and ya have to pull it out without losing any fingers. Last, ya gotta fuck Mary over there until she cums" he concludes, gesturing to absolutely ancient woman sitting in the corner.

The man shrugs. "Well, that certainly doesn't seem like the thing for me," he says, drinking his beer. As the night goes on, the alcohol starts to build up his courage. After a few rounds, he silently gets up and puts $10 in the jar. Everyone watches as he sneaks up behind the bouncer, rears back, and delivers a quick punch to the back of the man's skull. The bouncer falls to the floor with a tremendous crash.

The crowd goes silent, amazed by the sight, before erupting into cheers as the man goes to finish his beer with one long chug. He stumbles a bit before looking around. "Alright, what's next?!" he shouts. They show him to a bolted door in the back. With a laugh, two men throw him into the pen with the dog and slam the wooden door shut.

There is a great struggle, loud barks, a few whimpers, and then silence.

Expecting to see a bloody mess, the crowd is surprised as they find the man totally unharmed and stumbling. He looks to the crowd and smiles.

"Alright! Now where's that lady with the bad tooth?"