A man is standing next to his car in a parking lot....

A man is standing next to his car in a parking lot. A woman approaches and asks him for five dollars, as her car is out of gas and she needs gas money. The man replied that of course he would give her five dollars, in fact, he would giver her TEN dollars, if only she would give him a hug first. The woman agrees and leans in for the hug, at which point the man whispers softly into her ear "you're a whore now"

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