after a few minutes another man comes in, gives the bartender $20, the bar tender hands him a box and he leaves. After a few more minutes another man enters and the same exchange happens. After this happens for a third time in less than a half hour the mans curiosity gets the best of him. He asks the bartender "What's the deal with the boxes?" The bartender replies "We sell frogs that give the best blowjob of your life." The man hands the bartender $20, takes the box and goes home. At four in the morning the mans wife wakes up to the sound of pots and pans banging all over the place. She gets to the kitchen and asks "What the hell is going on down hear?" The man replies "If this frog can cook you're outta hear."
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