After getting married the new wife moves in with her husband in his house. He gives her the guided tour of the house and tells her that she can open/use anything EXCEPT she is never to open one chest of drawers.
They're happily married for 50 years before the wife's curiosity finally gets the better of her and she opens the chest of drawers to find it full almost to the top with $100 bills and three golf balls.
She confronts her husband with the fact that she eventually opened the drawers and ask him about the golf balls to which he replies:
"Honey, I wish you hadnt done that but the truth be told every time I cheated on you I put a golf ball in the drawer"
She thinks to herself that three times in 50 years is not bad, not great but not bad so she asks him about the money and he replies
"Well, whenever I had twelve balls I'd sell them!"
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