...and the bartender says "are you feeling all right?" The horse replies,"I don't think I am," POOF the horse disappears. This is of course a joke referencing the famous quote "I think, therefore I am." I would have explained this ahead of time but I didn't want to put Descartes before the horse.
**posted this earlier, trying for round 2
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