And discovers that during most, his wife would cheat on him. Being such a forgiving man he decided to ask his wife of she could stop if given an amazing sex toy. His wife agreed as long as it was amazing.
He proceeds to the local sex shop and asks the clerk for the best sex toy he's got in Stock. The clerk reaches under the desk and pulls out a box. "this here is the Magic dildo. You just say, magic dildo, and tell it where to go, it will blow her mind!"
The husband was instantly sold and bought it without hesitation. The clerk says: "oh before you go. The only way to make it stop is the command :magic dildo get back in your box!" the husband excited about his new marriage saving tool barely listens and leaves the store.
Upon returning home he gives his wife the toy and tells her how to get it going before leaving on his next trip.
The next day his wife wants to try the toy. "magic dildo! My pussy" she says, and let's it go to work. Upon finishing she realizes her husband never told her how to make it stop and proceeds to drive to the hospital to have it Removed.
On her way to the hospital she was swerving a great deal due to the immense pleasuring and was pulled over. "can you tell me why you're driving so reckless mam?" says the cop. "I'm sorry officer but I'm on my way to the hospital, there's a magic dildo stuck in my vagina."
In utter disbelief the cop exclaims: "magic dildo my ass!"
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