Panicking, the man folds the sheet with the poo and throws it out the window.
The sheet lands on a man walking by. The man wrestles a little with the sheet and the poop comes flowing out.
Another man walks by and asks him what he's doing.
"Damn,you'll never believe me," he replies. "But I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!!
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