How to takeover a friend's wife?

* Jack and Mag were friends. One day Jack revealed to Mag that he has friendship with Priest's wife and they have spent good time on alternative Sundays in past few weeks.
* After taking into full confidence Jack told Mag that coming Sunday he has another date with Priest's wife and He will be grateful if after prayers Mag keep the Priest busy in the Church and make him late for home. Mag felt happy for his friend that finally he is into something so He agreed.
* On the next Sunday, Mag went to the Church and after prayers he kept talking with Priest and tried to keep him busy. But being new into the situation he got confused and couldn't focus on the conversation. He was discussing useless topics which the Priest observed soon and asked Mag furiously, "Why are you wasting my time?"
* Mag was already confused and with this much little pressure he revealed the whole secret of Jack... * Priest listed to him, watched him into eyes and started laughing.
* Mag was surprised and asked him why he is laughing?
* Priest replied, "Son my wife has died four years ago, You must go and check what your wife is upto..."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.