I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over.

The Pope Walks...

The Pope walks into a ghetto Mcdonalds. Two guys jump him and steal his big...

Another penguin joke

A police officer pulls over a car and notices the back seat is full of...

Indian To Rescue

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...

Feeding A Gorilla

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and for all of its life, he'd...

Cool REAL Signs!

At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator) "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"...

Sooooo Blonde

She was so blonde...She got stabbed in a shoot-out.She put lipstick on her...

Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris invented the question mark. Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as...

Johnny sees that...

He asks him, "Dad, why do you have a black eye?" His dad replies, "You're...

I'm okay, I just...

So a man and his friend are going on a trip, when their car breaks down in...

The Top 15 Signs...

15> You have a reserved parking space with your name on it -- at traffic...