The Lord's Name in Vain

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a
wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped. He yelled "Goddamn it" and the
preacher said, "Don't take the Lord's name in vain, say �Lord, help me, Lord
help me.�"
The man went back to work and, a little while after, his hand slipped again
and he said "Goddamn it" again. The preacher again told him, "Don't take the
Lord's name in vain, say �Lord helps me, Lord helps me.�" The man put the car up
on the jacks and got under it and, all of a sudden, the car starting coming down
and he said, "Lord, help me, Lord help me!" And the car started rising. The
preacher said all of a sudden, "Well, Goddamn."