As he fishes he hears a *ching chang chong* coming from just around the bend. So he follows the sound, getting ever louder as he approaches, *ching chang chong*. After walking for a few minutes, he finally sees a fragile old asian man skipping rocks across the lake, with each skip the rock makes a sound, *ching chang chong*.
having never heard rocks make such sounds, he asks the old man how hes making the rocks create such different sounds with each skip. The old man explains that his rock skipping is actually an ancient technique passed down for ages by his ancestors to pay honor to his forefathers. He goes on to say "*ching* was my father a great businessman. *chang* was my grandfather, one of the greatest warriors of his land. *chong* was my great-grandfather, the most trusted advisor of the emperor."
Having never met his father, or any of his fathers side of the family, the man begs the old asian to teach him the technique so that he can finally learn his fathers name and profession. Reluctantly, the old man agrees and begins to instruct him on the proper form of rock skipping. After a few failures and *KA-PLUNKS* from the first attempts, the old man says "ok i think you are finally ready, your form is good, your mind is clear, this next time you will find what you are looking for".
Excitedly nervous, the man prepares himself, gathers a smooth-flat rock and braces himself. He throws the rock, follows the old mans technique to perfection, and voila it skips and sings *CHIM PAN ZEE*.
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