The first says proudly, "My father is a policeman and he protects people."
The second says equally proudly, "My father is a fireman and he saves people."
The third looks triumphant when he exclaims, "My father eats lightbulbs."
The other two look at him doubtfully, but he continues, "I swear, because last night I walked by his bedroom door and I heard him tell my mother that if she put out the light, then he'd eat it."
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