Confused, as he knew he did nothing wrong, the man asked the officer,
"Did I break any laws officer?"
The officer replied,
"No, in fact, your driving was so good that I wanted to give you a reward. I just need to see you drivers license to fill out a tax form."
"I don't have a drivers license," Replied the man.
"You don't have a drivers license?" The confused officer asked.
The mans wife replied, "Don't listen to him, he's drunk."
The officer, more confused and now worried asked "So, he was driving drunk?"
The man's mother in law then said "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
TLDR; Don't trust your MIL to keep her mouth shut.
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