A man is driving down the road....

A man is driving down the road when suddenly a purple man jumps in front of his car. The purple man signals the driver to roll down his windows and says to him "Hello, I'm gay and I am really hungry, do you have some food for me?". The driver ignores the purple man and drives away.

A little while later a green man jumps in front of the car. The green man tells the driver "Hey there, I'm gay and I'm really thirsty, do you have something to drink for me?" The driver of the car looks annoyed at the green man and drives away .

A few minutes later a blue man jump in front of the man's car. The driver rolls down his window and starts yelling at the blue man, "Let me guess, you are gay and you want something from me!". The blue man responds, "Yes, license and registration please".

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