from his deceased grandfather. One day a friend of the grandfather sees the grandson and asks him about the collection.
"Oh that? None of those coins worked in the laundromat, so I swapped each one of them for a shiny new coin at the bank." The grandson replies.
"You did what?!" The older man replies "that collection could have been worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, and you traded them in for regular coins so you could use a laundry machine? Do you know how stupid that is?"
The grandson shrugs "In hindsight it was pretty dumb, but what can I say? I had no common cents."
Disclaimer: I just made this up, although I wouldn't be surprised if there's another joke out there like it. Any suggestions on how to make it better would be appreciated!
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