A teenager went to his Father and asked if he could borrow the car for a date. The Father sizes him up and says: "Tell you what-you get a proper haircut and I'll let you use my car.
The teenager had long hair and was quite proud of it, so he thought about the offer. The teenager then gets an idea and says to his churchgoing father: "You know Dad, Jesus had long hair just like mine."
The father, without skipping a beat, says: "You know what son, you're right-and Jesus walked everywhere he went."
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