� bush happens
� life is like a box of chocolates. looks like we got a bad one. (impeach
bush)
� jesus loves you. everyone else thinks you're an a******.
� vegetarians taste better
� there is absolutely no excuse for the way i'm about to drive
� if you're reading this, it's time to mind your own business!
� don�t steal. the government hates competition
� i�m from texas. yep, we lug are bush. he's jest as smart as we art
� honk if you like peace and quiet
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