...and he pulls over to the side of the road to see if the cat is okay. When he reaches the cat, he finds the owner of the cat in tears. "Ma'am, are you alright?" She replies with nothing but sobs.
The cat is in her arms, but she's covered in a blood and the man realizes that he missed the cat but ran over its tail. He walks into the middle of the road, picks up the tail, and walks over to the owner. He apologizes profusely and tries fruitlessly to attach the tail to the cat, but just then a police cruiser pulls up. A policeman steps out and arrests the man.
Some years later, the man is still in prison. One day, a fellow prisoner says "Hey, I never asked you why you got locked up! What's your story?"
The man just smiles and says, "They caught me retailing pussy on the highway."
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