the squirrel

Two hunters were walking in the forest, with the intention of killing some squirrels. When they see one, one of the hunters shoot at it, and misses by mere centimeters. The squirrel is so scared that it faints. At the same time that the two men approach it, they hear two forest guards coming their way. Hunting squirrels at this time of the year, being illegal, would mean a hefty fine for the hunters, so one of them quickly grabs the still fainted squirrel and puts it in his pants (all his pockets were full, obviously), and just in time, as the guards come over.

"Hello gentlemen" - says one of the guards - "how are you today?"

"Well, ah... fine, everything is fine! Thanks!" - replies the first hunter.

"What have you guys got until now?" - asked the second guard.

"Not much, to be honest. Just a couple of doves. We were thinking of cooking them right now, as it's lunch time. If you wish, you could join us."

The guards agreed, and in no time the four of them were digging their teeth in the meat. At a certain point, the hunter with the squirrel in his pants screamed at the top of his lungs. The other men got worried.

"I have a faint heart, and sometimes it hurts. But don't worry, i got medicine, I'll drink it afterwards" - he answers when asked by the guards.

After a while more, the two guards take their leave. As soon as they disappear, the hunter takes the squirrel out of his pants and throws it away. The other one asks him:

"What the hell was wrong with you? You don't suffer from a faint heart!"

"I know that, genius! The problem was that damn squirrel. After some time it awoke, and started to explore. It found my balls and began playing with them. I resisted that! Then it found my a**hole and began to go in and out of it; I was quiet at that time, because if I'd have spoken, my voice would have betrayed me. But, I resisted that too!! What I didn't resist anymore, was when the squirrel decided to put the balls in the hole!!"