A man, his wife and his old father..

lives in the same house. One day man take his sick and old father to doctor. Doctor made some test and told them old man has just 10 months to live.
10 months later his father dies.
After some time man's wife get sick and he takes her to same doctor. Doctor inspects and makes some tests than tells that women had only 3 months to live.

Men and his wife turns their home lying on their bed and suddenly wife wants to be fucked in her ass once before she dies as she never experienced it. Man accepts and fulfill his dying wife's wish.

Couple days later they go to the doctor again. After some tests doctor says woman is not dying.
Wife becomes very happy but men starts to cry.
Women confused asks "why are you crying, aren't you happy that I am not dying"

"Not that but I wish I would have fucked my father in the ass"

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