The first guy says that Peter would have wanted to have his ashes spread in the forest because he was such a down to earth person.
The second guy says that Peter would have wanted to have his ashes dumped in the ocean because his soul was pure and deep.
The third guy says Peter would have wanted to have his ashes put into a soup mixed with the hottest peppers and spices so he could tear our ass up one last time.
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