A man with a pet centipede loses his job. He comes home sad and feeling bad. He walks in grumbling about how life sucks and his life is going nowhere when he looks down at his pet centipede who never complains and just walks around his shoebox. Inspired he looks down and says to his pet. "Buddy, i'm going to go and get a job and when I do, I'm taking you out for a night in the town!"
The next day he went and hit the streets and no job was found. He came home saw his pet centipede trudging along and once again, inspired, promised to take him on the town once he found a job.
The next day he went out and feeling dejected, but not giving up the man found a good job, interviewed, and was hired!
He ran home and bursting through door announces, "I got a job! I got a job! Let's go party!" He stopped and looked inside the shoebox and didn't get a reply. Once again, "I said, I got a job! Let's go party!" No reply... Now the man starts feeling rejected, says "I've busted my ass trying to find a job. I would hope you would be happy for me and want to go party."
From inside the shoebox came a tiny voice, "Hold on a damn minute, I'm putting on my fucking shoes!"
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