There was an old man at a hospital who was about to get a sponge bath. While bathing him, the new nurse got a glimpse of the old man's willy and noticed that it had the words "Little Rock" tattooed on it. Although she was curious, she did not ask him about it.
later that day, she talks to another nurse about what she say. This older nurse, also curious by the tattoo, decided to go find out. So she goes up to the old man's room to ask. She returns 20 minutes later; her dress askew, her hair in a mess. Still slightly gasping, she told the nurse, "That whole tattoo read - Little Rock, Arkansas - Pride of the South"
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