A man goes to the farmer's market

He is checking out some fruit when a vendor starts talking to him.

Vendor: Hey man, I got some special peaches back here that taste just like pussy.
Man: Ha! Bullshit!
Vendor: No really man, here, try one for free.

The vendor then hands the man a peach from a box behind the regular fruit. The man takes a big bite out of it.

Man: OH MY GOD! *spits it out* WTF MAN This TASTES LIKE SHIT!
Vendor: Really? Hmm. Try turning it around.

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