Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years...

Anniversary card

A husband went to a hallmark specialty store to find an anniversary card for...

Are you all...

-YEEES - says audience -No you are all alleft

The Top 14 Names...

14> Rum DMC 13> Cuervo Gold Tooth 12> MC Hammered 11>...

What are the ten...

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What's the worst...

A leek.

How about that...

They give you two choices but their always out of one. *symbol clash*

I buy this girl a...

So I buy this girl a drink at the bar and you know what she does? She says...

Bank manager: I'm...

Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of...

Why are there...

So they can watch the battle

now i get it......

New York Times reports on Maria Sharapova being barred from Pro Tennis for 2...