Just heard that there's been a murder in LA

It's been difficult to keep the press at bay because the victim is famous actress Holly Hunter. It would appear that someone broke into her home and stabbed her to death, but most sickening of all is that she was disemboweled and the remains plastered all over the walls of the house.

Looks like these halls... Were decked with the bowels of Holly.

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