A celebrity is visiting the Southern United States...

When he notices a large bump on his chin. He goes to a doctor and says, "As I am very famous, I cannot have this disgusting lump ruin my career! Fix it for me, now! Oh god, what if it's a tumor? I can't have that, the press will tear me apart!"

The doctor mutters under his breath, "Narcissist."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" screams the celebrity.

"Naw, it's a cyst."

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