A man goes to the doctor.

The doctor asks: "Same problem as always"?

Yes, horrible diarrhea.

Did you take your medicine every day ?

No, I forgot it a few times.

I told you it wont get better, until you get your shit together.

If i stole smb this joke sry. Im not native speaker, so be aware of my mistakes.

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