A man goes to the doctor for a check up

And the doctor realises there's clearly something wrong. He gets the full testing done on him and the man comes back in a week later for the results.

The doctor sits him down and says "I'm really sorry and I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just going to say it. I have two pieces of bad news. The first is you have cancer and only have 6 months to live". The man breaks down and takes a few minutes to compose himself.

The doctor then says "I know I've just told you some pretty horrific news but I need to tell you something else. You also have alzheimer's". The man is seemingly ok with this. The doctor says "do you understand, you have alzheimers?" and the man replies "yes doc, but at least I don't have cancer".

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