...complaining of horrible stomach pains. The doctor prescribes the man some suppositories and sends him on his way. After several days the man returns to the doctor, letting him know that they aren't working.
"Ok," says the doctor. "Did you use the suppositories correctly?"
The man replies sarcastically, "No, I shoved 'em up my ass!"
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