A man goes to the doctor and says "I need to get some birth control for my daughter"...

The doctor says: "Alright, How old is your daughter currently?"

"She just turned 12!" the mans says proudly.

The doctor says "your daughter is 12 years old and sexually active?!"

To which the man replies: "Yeah right, I'm lucky if I get head! Kids today are so ungrateful".

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