There was a little guy taking a piss in the bathroom when a real big guy comes in and takes to the urinal next to him.

The big guy just happens to glance down and notice the little guys huge dick and says, how in the world does a midget like yourself have such a huge cock? The little guy says, well I'm a leprechaun and I can just wish this upon me! The big guy ask, can you do this for me? Little guy says, I can but I'll have to fuck you in the ass for five minutes. The big guy says, ok, I think it'll be worth it. So a couple minutes later the little guy is fucking the shit out the big guy and the big guy says, I can't believe I'm letting you do this. The little guy says, I can't believe you think I'm a leprechaun..

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