A man goes to a mental hospital to visit his elderly mother...

when upon entering, he sees a man making beeping noises and waving his arms around. "what are you doing?", he asks.

"I'm driving a car. Can't you see?"

"Actually, you're in a mental hospital and your car doesn't exi-"

Then suddenly someone shouted out "Don't tell him! I get $20 by washing his car!"

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