But during the planning process, he noticed that his soon to be mother-in-law, who was very attractive, seemed to be flirting with him. He quickly dismisses this idea and sums it up to the stress causing him to think too deeply about the situation.
At the rehearsal, she pulled him aside and said that later that evening she had some last minute wedding plans that she wanted to discuss and asked him to stop by her house after the rehearsal.
The man is skeptical but obliges. When he shows up he and his soon to be mother-in-law are the only ones there. She sits him down on the couch and says "Look, I understand you are going to be marrying my daughter tomorrow and this is the last chance I'm going to have at this. I want you to meet me back in the bedroom and fuck me silly before everything is official. I'm going to go back there and get completely naked and the next move is up to you."
She leaves and the man is sitting on the couch in deep though about how to handle this situation. After a couple minutes he stands up and heads for the front door. When he opened it, there stood his soon to be father-in-law with tears of joy streaming down his face, "You are the one! You have passed our test and now we are able to rest easy knowing that someone as loyal as you will be marrying our daughter."
The moral of the story is: always keep your condoms in your car.
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