A Rich Man and a Poor Man(Seen on The Sopranos)

A rich man, and a poor man share the same wedding anniversary. Every year they meet up to compare gifts. One particular year they meet up on a park bench, and the rich man starts by saying: "I got my wife a diamond ring, and a new Mercedes. That way if the ring isn't right she can drive back to the jeweler, and still be happy in her new car." The poor man looks at him, and says: "I got my wife a pair of slippers, and a dildo. That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."

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