The doctor meets him in the waiting room, "I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has suffered a terrible injury and is paralyzed from the neck down. From now on, you will need to feed her, clothe her, and help her go to the bathroom. She will rely on you for every waking second. The man, taken aback says, "Oh my god, this is terrible." The doctor can't hold in a chuckle and replies, "Oh I'm just kidding, she's dead."
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